ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
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so i guess you could say
this statue has
a fly booty
i literally googled “winged butt” to make this pun please appreciate me
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(cr: 小智MAX)
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*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
*rebounds* not in my house
You’re gonna rebound a dunk? Haha

fuck please, let it not be this song let it not be this song O.Olol
GOD DAMMIT GUISE, THIS SONG IS AWESOME :’(
heyy they changed the album art. arooo suckers. c;
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The hall corridor is completely deserted and an unnerving chill descends on the campus. 12 immaculately dressed students emerge out of the classroom. If you look closely, you can see that they have glowing yellow eyes. You look out the window. It’s a full moon. They’re walking and then they’re running and then OH NO THE UNIFORMS ARE RIPPING OFF THEIR BODIES AND-
AWWWOOOOOO
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