May 2013
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
you’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
notsosilentwallflower:
daftwithoneshoe:
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
i don’t wanna do thing today, i’ll do it tomorrow
can’t we just do thing next week
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
dimefox:
dimefox:
so i guess you could say
this statue has
a fly booty
i literally googled “winged butt” to make this pun please appreciate me
Paranoid me FT what if and EXO
paranoid me: What if EXO is actually a bunch of aliens who came to earth just to kill millions of girls?
paranoid me: And what if that is the reason of no come back?
paranoid me: And what if they are just taking mental control of us to use us to destroy life in earth
me : Well i guess i don´t really care XD
[CECI] D.O likes girls who look nice when they...
sehun88:
(cr: 小智MAX)
moitastic:
fallopianpubes:
oomshi:
*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
*rebounds* not in my house
You’re gonna rebound a dunk? Haha
Whenever you get sad remember that Li Jiaheng Wu...
adorableprince:
The hall corridor is completely deserted and an unnerving chill descends on the campus. 12 immaculately dressed students emerge out of the classroom. If you look closely, you can see that they have glowing yellow eyes. You look out the window. It’s a full moon. They’re walking and then they’re running and then OH NO THE UNIFORMS ARE RIPPING OFF THEIR BODIES AND-
AWWWOOOOOO
I JUST WANTED TO TELL EXO PLANET THAT I LOVE YOU....
My dash
exo teaser photo
exo teaser photo
exo teaser photo
ben ben
exo teaser photo
exo teaser photo
exo joke
exo teaser photo
random photo
exo joke
ben ben
exo teaser photo
ben ben
They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh. But...
– Tommaso Ferraris (via o-pie)
baeklightful:
taquitao:
THE EXO FANDOM JUST FUCKING BURST INTO FLAMES THIS IS SO SCARY OMYGOD
As you guys should have known by now, EXO's 1st...
fuckingjongdae:
exo-c-trans:
I was curious why it is the number ‘88’ and I did a little search and found out that the number ‘88’ is actually used in morse code and amateur radio users to mean ‘hugs and kisses’.
The number ‘88’ also stands for ‘HH’ = hip hop in hip hop terms.
sm and their fucking easter eggs
tired of your shit sm
dancingsehun:
MAMA era,
I am going to miss you.
Sincerely,
Me xoxo
This is the part where SM happily sit back and...
Writing is a lonely job. Having someone who believes in you makes a lot of...
– Stephen King, On Writing (via nickmiller)
guccicock:
dootzy:
this video will make your day better
Omfg this made me so happy
oomshi:
my phone battery died faster than my dreams
The awkward moment when you are all like "Have I...
fuckyeahlaughters:
Question: Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Myungsoo: If I knew the reason, I wouldn't be like this right now.
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
awkwardvagina:
have you ever just cried because you’re you
phuonguyenx3:
i jus asked my mom for what she wants for mother’s day
and she’s like “hmm nothing much jus an ipad mini, macbook, or a new lexus not much” LOL are you srs woman asjkghaskj